Gay Sera, Sera

Here's to the dramatic events this week that led to President Obama's endorsement of marriage equality.  Pretend you're Doris Day and sing gaily (pun intended) to the tune of "Que Sera, Sera."

When Joe appeared on talk TV

Meet the Press asked him what did he feel

Could gays get married, were they allowed

To have the hetero deal?

Gay sera, sera

Whatever will be will be

The president said, you see

That gays can marry.

What will be will be.

Then Arne Duncan did a show

Morning Joe asked him what did he hold

Could gays get married, were they the same

As the old hetero mold?

Gay sera, sera

Whatever will be will be

The president said, you see

That gays can marry.

What will be will be.

White House staff thought they’d wait it out

Until the Pres’dent spoke on The View

Whoopi and Barbara they’d surely ask him

If gays could marry, too.

Gay sera, sera

Whatever will be will be

The president said, you see

That gays can marry.

What will be will be.

But then the voters in the South

Halted the progress that had occurred

Pressure was mounting, time to speak out

Obama must be heard.

Gay sera, sera

Whatever will be will be

The president said, you see

That gays can marry.

What will be will be

Gay sera, sera.