Auf Wiedersehen

A salute to Rick Santorum, as sung by the von Trapp family singers in The Sound of Music, to the tune of "So Long, Farewell":

There's a sad sort of sighing from the far, far right
From the left it's a kind of glee
For this guy who's been taking us to new extremes
Now at last has said a quick goodbye.

Repeatedly he told us
That God alone will save us
But--oops--Rick
couldn't win PA.

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night,
Our time with you has been a trying plight.
Dumb diddee dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb diddee dumb dumb dumb.

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu,
You are sincere but oh so narrow, too.
Dumb diddee dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb diddee dumb dumb dumb.

We're glad you'll go, we cannot tell a lie
You dissed John K and no one could tell why.

(Slower now) Dumb diddee dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb--

It's Mitt who's now the GOP's main guy,
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.