Saturday, July 14, 2012

Offshore Opportunities

With a new Vanity Fair article about Mitt Romney's offshore tax shelters and more questions about his employment at Bain Capital, the governor has lots of explaining to do.  No doubt he'll dodge the questions, but in the meantime here's a song for Mitt.  Sing to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad."

I've been working on tax shelters
All the live-long day,
I've been working on tax shelters
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you know those Cayman Islands
Shelter all my cash?
Don't you know those Cayman Islands
Hide away my cash?

Taxes I don't pay
Taxes I don't pay
Taxes I don't pay like all of you.
Taxes I don't pay
Taxes I don't pay
Taxes I don't pay like you.

Someone's in the Caymans with Bain funds
Someone's in the Caymans I know - o - o - o
Someone's in the Caymans with Bain funds
Stashing everywhere that dough, and singing

Me my money I owe
Me my money I owe - o - o - o
Me my money I owe
Me and all my Caymans dough.

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