Saturday, July 28, 2012

Mother Goose Mitt

Mitt Romney couldn't get it right this week in England.  He managed to question Britain's ability to host the Olympics, prompting Prime Minister David Cameron's priceless retort: "We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world.  Of course it's easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere" (i.e., Mitt Romney's Olympics in Salt Lake City).

The Mother Goose rhyme "Pussy cat, pussy cat" provides an apt springboard:

Romney cat, Romney cat, where have you been?
I've been to London to insult the Queen.
Romney cat, Romney cat, what did you do there?
I showed off my weakness in foreign affair.*

* Romney-speak for foreign affairs (see sport/sports).

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