Mitt Romney in Knots

Mitt Romney spent the week trying to explain his position on health care reform.  Pretend you're Mitt and sing to the tune of "Hello, Goodbye," by the Beatles.

It's a tax, no it's not
It's a tax, or it's a penalty.
Oh no.
For FOX it's a tax, for Mass it is not.
Tax? Penalty?
I don't know what to call this thing I once stood for.
Tax? Penalty?
I don't know what to call this thing I once stood for.

Obamacare, Romneycare,
What's the diff? I'm not sure I can say.
Oh no.
Barack's plan's not mine, and mine's not Barack's.
Mandated care?
I think we'll just keep quiet from now on that's for sure.
Mandated care?
I think we'll just keep quiet from now on that's for sure.

Why, why, why, why, why, why do you say
Mandated care?
Oh no.
Barack's plan's not mine, and mine's not Barack's.
Mandated care?
I don't know why I have to say what I support.
Mandated care?
I don't know why I have to say what I support.

Can I run, can I hide
From that plan of mine in my old state?
Oh no.
But health care for all is not in my sights.
A change in view?
Not really, yes, well maybe, who knows where I stand?
A change in view?
Not really, yes, well maybe, who knows where I stand?
A change in view?
Not really, yes, well maybe, who knows where I stand?