Some Enchanted Evening

In honor of Newt Gingrich, and his official departure this week from the presidential primary.  Sing to the tune of "Some Enchanted Evening" from South Pacific:

Some enchanted evening

You might meet Newt Gingrich,

You might meet Newt Gingrich

Inside a crowded room.

And somehow you know

You know even then,

You’ve met someone big with

An ego again.

Some enchanted evening

You will hear a lecture,

You will be reminded

That Newt knows everything.

He’s right about this

He’s right about that,

And if you dissent you will

Endure his wrath.

Who can explain Newt?

Who can say why?

Fools give you reasons,

Wise men never try.

Some enchanted evening

Newt will make a big speech,

Newt will tell us all how

We’ve lost our chance with him.

He could have been Prez

He should have been Prez,

Such talents as his have been wasted

He says.

Once you have lost Newt,

Better let him go.

Once you have lost Newt,

Better let him go!