Medical Millionaires

Steven Brill's report in this week's Time magazine details the outrageous medical costs that are passed on to consumers.  Read it and weep.  In "Bitter Pill" he follows the money--to administrative salaries, expensive equipment, and old-fashioned price-gouging.  Here's a condensed version of the article, which you can sing to the tune of "How Much is that Doggie in the Window?":

How much is that gauze pad that I need now?
The one that the hospital bought
I think it's sold cheaper at a Walmart
But sadly I'm stuck here and caught.

The hospitals charge us what they feel like
For drugs and machines and lab work
Don't try to make sense of bills they send you
You'll end up by going berserk.

The doctors don't make the really big bucks
Consultants and drug makers do
Machines and equipment are real cash cows
Whose cash comes from me and from you.

So try not to ever, ever get sick
Don't land at the hospital's door
For if you are there for even one day
You'll end up by being quite poor.