Go Cardinals!

Looks like we may have a new pope this time next week.  Until then, let's cheer on the process.  Here's a papal rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game":

Take me out to the conclave
Take me out to the show
Find me a cardinal who's scandal-free
Restore my faith in the Holy See
Let me root, root, root for a new pope
For one who'll clean out the house
For we NEED MORE GOOD and less sin
In the VAT-I-CAN.