Saturday, January 19, 2013

Clarence Thomas Speaks

In the midst of an historic week in Washington--as President Obama took on gun violence and the NRA--came this unrelated nugget: Clarence Thomas was heard speaking during a Supreme Court session, breaking seven years of silence.  Imagine.  As one of our more bizarre public figures, Thomas gets his own song today.  Sing to the tune of "Three Blind Mice":

One mute judge,
One mute judge,
Finally talked,
Finally talked.
The other day he told a joke,
We all were shocked that he really spoke,
This guy who's known for drinking a Coke
Is one mute judge.

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