Hearin' the News

After Mitt Romney settled on Paul Ryan as his running mate, he reportedly directed his son Tagg Romney to contact those not chosen (according to MSNBC).  Pretend you're Tim Pawlenty and sing to the tune of Marvin Gaye's "I Heard It Through The Grapevine":

Ooh, I bet you're wond'rin' how I knew
'bout your plans to make me blue
With some other guy you knew before
Between the two of us guys you know I want it more
It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Dontcha know that I

Heard it from Tagg Romney
Wish you'd bothered to contact me
Oh I heard it from Tagg Romney
Oh I'm hurt enough to flee you see
Romney, Romney yeah

I know a man ain't supposed to cry
But these tears I can't hold inside
Losin' Veep has disappointed me
'cause the job means that much to me
You could have told me yourself
That you chose someone else
Instead I

Heard it from Tagg Romney
Wish you'd bothered to contact me
Oh I heard it from Tagg Romney
And I'm hurt enough to flee you see
Romney, Romney yeah

People say believe half of what you see
Mitt, and none of what you hear
But I can't help bein' confused
If it's true please tell me clear
Do you plan to let me go
For the other guy you knew before?
Dontcha know I

Heard it from Tagg Romney
Wish you'd bothered to contact me
Oh I heard it from Tagg Romney
Ooh I'm hurt enough to flee you see
Romney, Romney yeah

Willard, Willard, I know
That you're lettin' me go
Said I heard it from Tagg Romney

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Ooh, heard it from Tagg Romney