Mitt Romney has spent much of this campaign re-introducing himself every few weeks. We met a new Mitt not long ago at the Republican National Convention, and this week he presented himself as a foreign policy chief--and pretty much blew it. These never-ending introductions remind me of the Beatles' song "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."
Well it was 20 years ago today
Willard Romney finally found a way
He’d been changing in and out of styles
Hoping he would generate some smiles
So may I introduce to you,
The act you’ve know for all these years
Willard Romney’s latest one-man show.
We’re Willard Romney’s latest one-man show
We hope you will enjoy what’s new
We’ve changed our minds on everything we could
So far from where we all once stood.
Health care, taxes, immigration and you name it
We’ll support whatever you say so.
It’s wonderful to be here,
It’s certainly a thrill,
You’re such a lovely audience, we’d like to take you home with us
We’d love to take you home.
We don’t really want to stop the show
But we thought you might like to know
That the man you’re all here to see
Is as changed as he can possibly be
So may we introduce to you
The one and only Mitt Romney
And Willard Romney’s latest one-man show!
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