Saturday, April 28, 2012

When Johnny [Edwards] Comes Marching Home


When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah!  Hurrah!
He’ll stop at the federal court house then.
Hurrah!  Hurrah!
The jury there will have to see
If he committed conspiracy,
And we’ll all feel smug when Johnny is brought down low.

For Johnny’s no longer a golden lad,
Hurrah!  Hurrah!
He sinned and he lied and he did things bad.
Hurrah!  Hurrah!
The press will cover the smarminess
The senator’s in one big mess,
And we’ll all feel smug when Johnny is brought down low.

Get ready for the verdict day,
Hurrah!  Hurrah!
The court will have its final say.
Hurrah!  Hurrah!
Will the truth come out or will it hinge
On who manipulates best the spin?
Still we’ll all feel smug when Johnny is brought down low.

Let everyone go celebrate,
Hurrah!  Hurrah!
We’ve got another Scandalgate.
Hurrah!  Hurrah!
When there’s sex and sleaze, our day’s been made
As long as the sinner’s forced to pay,
So we’ll all feel smug that Johnny's been brought down low.

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