Monday, October 3, 2011

Republican Woes

Sing to the tune of "Johnny's So Long at the Fair":

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Dear, dear, what can the matter be?
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Mitt is just not who we want.

He governed in Mass, it's a state full of Democrats
Passed health care laws, they're the work of a Socialist
Goes to a church that we think's filled with bigamists
Mitt's simply not one of us.

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Dear, dear, what can the matter be?
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Mitt is just not who we want.

Chris Christie is large and he shouts and he speaks his mind
Fires those teachers and takes on the union men
Isn't a sissy and talks like the rest of us
Christie is just who we want.

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Dear, dear, what can the matter be?
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Mitt is just not who we want.

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